This film is about the Republic of Waydiya centering around the Nation of General Aladeen ('The Dictator') who would risk his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed.
Check the website here.
The story of His Excellency Admiral General Aladeen is fascinating.
Shabazz Aladeen decided to be born in 1982, his mother tragically died giving birth to His Excellency Admiral General Aladeen. She was an Air France Stewardess, she died of oxygen underdose, truly tragic. It's vital that you understand that His Excellency Admiral General Aladeen was indeed born in 1982. There are pictures on the internet (no doubt placed there by corrupt Zionist Western Media) that have been doctored. His Excellency Admiral General Aladeen is obviously 30 years old. Any of the photos that claim to be from the 70s of His Excellency Admiral General Aladeen, including one of His Excellency Admiral General Aladeen at the premiere of 'Saturday Night Fever are faked.
How did His Excellency Admiral General Aladeen rise to power you ask? His father, Omar, was in a hunting accidentally, shot 97 times and hit by a stray grenade, truly tragic. Omar's chief advisor suggested that His Excellency Admiral General Aladeen, (which he hadn't become yet). Aladeen accepted the position and then shot the man for challenging the rule of his father.
His Excellency Admiral General Aladeen's childhood, (indeed his life) have been filled with tragedy. All six of his older brothers met with horrible, accidental deaths. The eldest slipped on Aladeen's Hot Wheel's cars and feel down the stairs while babysitting the future His Excellency Admiral General Aladeen. Another fell and got an 'Action Jackson' action figure through his eye, also while babysitting. Tragically his last three brothers perished in a typical suicide pact by simultaneously shooting themselves in the back multiple times with automatic rifles.
Starring in this film about His Excellency Admiral General Aladeen is Sacha Baron Cohen, Megan Fox, as herself, Anna Faris, John C. Riley, Ben Kingsley and many other actors who might be good but, will never do His Excellency Admiral General Aladeen justice.
Starting May 11, 2012, all citizens of the Republic of Waydiya will be required to watch this film. Those in Las Vegas can check NCM.com on May 11th to get the schedule to see this film.
Praise His Excellency Admiral General Aladeen.
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