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Introducing the affordable Tesla Roadster
No, this is not some cheap advertising gimmick for quickly get rich scheme and throw in a Tesla Roadster while you are at it. It seems you can now finance the purchase of your much awaited Tesla Roadster. How? Read on...
The gist is that we probably all secretly want a Tesla Roadster in our garages but dishing out close to $110,000 before government and state tax incentives is a stretch for most people. The first think any normal car aficionado would do would be to go to your local bank and try to explain how much more joy and happiness a Roadster would bring you. That to have one would also make you more productive and earn more money... no? It has been tried and all I got were smiles back.
Wait No More, Bank Of America Is Here. Finally, one bank stands above all others, kindly smiling down at our fantasies, as a fairy watches over our cravings, especially those of wanting a quick clean car, with bragging rights of having performance fun while being gentle on the environment. Bank Of America is answering our desperate call for automotive fun and is willing to lend us that money to buy our much awaited Tesla Roadster!
Gotcha! No, this is not a lame late April Fool's day joke but hold your horses. When searching the Bank Of America site, the terms for this loan were not inked as of yet. So it is impossible as of the writing of this post to find out what exactly is involved with getting that loan. Rumors are that witchcraft and voodoo will not help... Yet! And yes, once again you will have to be a little more patient. After all, you have already waited so long, what is a drive to the bank now?
All of this sounds good but one thing is intriguing. In these "turbulent times", should a bank lend money to buy an exotic car? Should anyone needing a loan to buy one, actually buy one? We can only imagine this would be for people just needing a temporary bridge loan in the meantime.
You will know where to find me these next few hours. There is a Bank Of America around the corner...
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