Gallows End Tavern, Brill -
Vendors all across Azeroth are upset by and threatening to end current transactional procedures in which they are forced under the law to buy whatever piece of garbage you don’t want anymore.
“Three stacks of Driftwood?” exclaims Inkeeper Renee. " Are you serious?” the former Scarlet Crusade captain went on to add “What do you think I’m going to do with this stuff, make a house out of it?”
Of course there is no use for an item that is considered "trash," and as these items can only be thrown away or sold to a vendor, most Azerothians make the more financially optimistic choice, exchanging their stacks of chipped fangs and murloc eyes for coin at a rate that is putting even high-level vendors in danger of bankruptcy.
Perhaps no vendor is in a more precarious position than Frozo the Renowned. New to Dalaran, this affable gnome has set up shop in that city's trade district where he keeps a very limited stock and exchanges his goods for frost orbs only, thereby not even taking in any of the coin that local citizens so often demand.
"My, you're a tall one!" said Frozo when asked about this crisis. He went on to admit that his new business was not doing as well as he had hoped. "This is a tiny bag I'm holding," he whined. "I don't know why you people think I can just accept your hundreds and hundreds of scraps of fur without running out of space."
He added, tone full of hope, "Would you like to... purchase something? No? Allrighty then!"
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