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'Vanderpump Rules' Kristen Doute writing a memoir, due in part to Tom Sandoval

Kristen Doute is take advantage of her "Vanderpump Rules" fame as much as possible. In addition to actress, reality TV star, and waitress, she's adding author to her resume. As reported by Bravo TV Dish on Monday, Feb. 10, Kristen is writing a memoir titled "Smeared Eyeliner and Broken Bank Accounts: a Surreal Life."

TV personality Kristen Doute attends Star Scene Stealers Event at Tropicana Bar at The Hollywood Rooselvelt Hotel on October 1, 2013 in Hollywood, California.
Photo by Michael Buckner

"It's a little bit about my life on the show, living in L.A. over the last six years, and what it's like to be a transplant from the midwest. It's also about being in a relationship with [Tom Sandoval] for six years. And all that chaos," Kristen explained.

Tom not only gave her material for the memoir, he also inspired the title.

"I'll give him props for giving me part of the title. It was just a random thing he said one day: Smeared Eyeliner and Broken Hearts. And it was like a lightbulb went off," she said.

While there's no publication date as of yet, Kristen said that she has most of the chapter outlines done so it's only a matter of time before fans can get their hands on the juicy memoir.

Two people who probably won't want to read the memoir are her "Vanderpump Rules" co-stars Katie Maloney and Stassi Schroeder, both of whom are no longer friends with Kristen and have said harsh words about her publicly. Perhaps they will read it though, if only to see what Kristen wrote about them.

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