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"Despite our best efforts, the heterosexuals of the ASU continue to abandon the breeding pits and insist on their right to get married.

This amid growing tensions between these groups.
Last week, E&A censured a beloved star of the theatre and avid pointillist for making derogatory comments about "breeders knowing their place." And today, Consular Magistrate Trebor Belshy, Overlord of Hatu, Speaker of the Law, betrayed his people and abused his power, by insisting that the same laws which protect our sacred rights might somehow apply to these subhumans. My poodle likes to get pregnant and pump out tons of babies! Maybe she should be able to get married too!

Oops! Perhaps that was 'insensitive!' Good thing I don't work for E&A but the good old truth loving people at XOF!"

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