I consider myself a pop culture type person and you should never expect something like the TSA to become such a wide spread topic for comics, late night talk shows and Saturday Night Live, but it has. So here's a few jokes of my own to help ease the pain of flying this holiday season.
What's the preferred cat food of the TSA? Friskies
Airline passenger 1 (while looking at the plane's menu) "$10 for a beer, what is this a strip club?"
Airline passenger 2 I don't know but I did get a happy ending in the security line.
What's a TSA agent's least favorite song? MC Hammer's You Can't Touch This
Airline pilots used to go to strip clubs between flights, now they go through security
TSA brings a whole new meaning to flying the friendly skies.
Why do I feel so wrong flying Virgin Airlines after my security check?
I'm not a member of the mile high club, but I think I just joined the Security Line Club.
What's a TSA agent's favorite Journey song? Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'
I know I had three $1 bills in my pocket. That's right I had to tip my TSA agent.
Flying expensive's nowadays. $300 for the flight, $50 to check a suitcase, $150 for the bottle of champagne you gotta buy at security.
Female TSA Agent "Sir is that a gun in your pocket?"
Passenger "No I'm just happy to see you"
Now every business man has the perfect excuse when he gets home. Hun that lipstick is from TSA security.
Be honest you really really really wish Hooters Airline was still in operation right now don't you?
Proud employee of the TSA.....Tittie Squeezin' Association
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