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Trade MSNBC journalists for Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl

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In exchange for Army sergeant Bowe Bergdahl, the U.S. military should give the Taliban a bunch of leftist reporters from CNN (Communist News Network) and MSNBC (More Socialist Nonsense and Butt Crack journalism).

See list below.

That would be a great trade for America. We rescue an Army soldier, and we send the Muslim jihadists a few propagandists who think America should kiss the ass of tyrants.

Syndicated columnist Charles Krauthammer think it was right for Barack Hussein Obama (aka Barry Soetoro) to trade the Taliban leaders for Bergdahl (though Krauthammer also believes Bergdahl should be tried in military court for dessertion).

Most conservatives think America paid too high a price for the trade. They're right. Afterall, our liar-in-chief (Barry Soetoro) has never run a business, and therefore has no clue about negotiations and bargaining power.

U.S. Special Forces units should go to Qatar and bring back the five Taliban leaders and imprison them in GITMO where they belong.

Send these five radical reporters to Afghanistan:

5. Al Sharpton

Al Sharpton gotta go. He used to be a civil rights advocate before he became an anti-white racist and a very angry black man. He has no critical thinking skills, and therefore has no place in front of a camera where he can pollute the minds of America's children.

Look at this pic of a young Sharpton. Doesn't he look like a fat con man?

In April 2014, it was reported that in the 1980s Sharpton became a FBI informant after he was taped discussing drug deals with the mafia. Send his angry, corrupt ass to the Taliban.

4. Jon Stewart

For eight long years, Jon Stewart made fun of George W. Bush.

But when America's worst president takes over (Obama), Stewart gives him a pass? Why? Because this S.O.B. has a liberal agenda to bash conservative politicians, no matter what.

Hey Stewart, why don't you do skits of Obama eating dog meat in Indonesia? Or Obama bowing to a Saudi King.

Send this clown to the Taliban. He'd be a court jester for soldiers armed with AK-47s, and pretty soon he'll be tap dancing to the sound of rifle fire. Take that Mr. Liberal Comedian.

3. Chris Matthews

Chris Matthews -- Mr. Dirty Fat Slob -- represents the worst of liberal journalism. He spouts angry tirades without offering logic or reasonable arguments.

He likes to paint Republicans and Tea Party members as sons and daughters of the Ku Klux Klan.

Trade this slob for Bergdahl. He should lose weight quickly eating only bread.

2. Juan Williams

Juan Williams wants viewers to depend on the welfare state. He thinks a government job is a "real job" (i.e., equivalent to a private sector job).

Send Mr. "Gubment Cheese" to the Taliban, where he can preach the virtues of financial and moral bankruptcy.

1. Jay Carney

For years, former White House press secretary Jay Carney was Obama's paid liar. This nerdy weasel lied to the American people about Obama's forged birth certificate, Benghazi, IRS, Fast and Furious -- you name it.

He'll never go to jail because the liar-in-chief will just grant a presidential pardon.

Send this treasonous coward to the Taliban, who'll use him to do cleaning duties around the cave (i.e., take human waste out of terrorist dwellings).

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