(Yes, believe me, I am well aware that having a little bit of fun at the First Lady's expense is irredeemably "racist." I'm only doing this to see if I can get myself listed on the SPLC's Hate Map.)
Number 10: The first season of Star Trek: The Original Series featured an episode titled "The Man Trap." In it, a monstrous creature from planet M-113 kills a crewman by sucking all the salt from his body. This is what the creature looked like. I'd like to believe that Mrs. Obama was attempting her best impression of that creature in this photo. The alternative explanation is simply too horrible to accept.
Number 9: An angry expression, a questionable hairdo, and unpleasant body language combine to make an all-around unattractive photo.
Number 8: A younger Michelle, before she became famous (and before she bought herself a pair of tweezers). Unknown is whether or not she's wearing a dashiki.
Number 7: Here's the First Lady on a goodwill tour of Japan. Looks like she forgot her black-framed eyeglasses and camera!
Number 6: To be fair, about 99% of the females on the planet would come off looking kinda bad in this photo.
Number 5: Penny for your thoughts, Michelle?
Number 4: Boy, it's a good thing her husband's not a Muslim or she'd have to dress like this all the time!
Number 3: A nanosecond later, she exhaled the biggest bong hit of her life.
Number 2: While this photo makes me feel a little bad for Michelle, mostly I feel bad for the family of leopards.
Number 1: We didn't see this one in Vogue.
Got some others you think are worse? Feel free to share them in the comments section.
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