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Top 10 new year's resolutions for boomers turning 65

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San Jose Baby Boomer Examiner

Here is a top ten list of New Year’s Resolutions for San Jose Baby Boomers:

10.  Buy a pair of "His and Her" bathtubs and set them up overlooking Plaza de Cesar E. Chavez

  9.  Resolve to take a "Daily Walk"  to Santana Row

  8.  Use trail of bread crumbs to find your way home from Santana Row

  7.  Refuse to be called a "Senior Citizen"

  6.  Accept every "Senior Citizen Discount" offered

  5.  Learn how to "get your Silicon Valley cranky on"

  4.  Add "Now Listen Hear Sonny!" to daily conversation

  3.  Call your doctor whenever a pharmaceutical commercial tells you to

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  2.  Blame any incontinent "accidents" on that treasonous Wiki leaks guy

  1.  Believe that 2011 will be the year Major League Baseball decides whether or not the Oakland A's can move to San Jose

Turning 65 Give Boomers A License
Turning 65 Give Boomers A License
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Greg McMorrow operates a healthcare business in San Jose. Coming from a family of 9 children whose birth dates nearly cover the entire "baby boom," he offers an interesting perspective on all issues affecting baby boomers. Greg also is author of a dramatic fiction novel titled "Murder &...

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