Valentine's Day is fast approaching and because of that, I'm going to aid in the preparation of angsty activities for singles everywhere. You're about to be bombarded (if not already) with Valentine's Day commercials, billboards, event advertisements, free panty offers and "dinner for two" coupons, so might as well get a head start on the soundtrack you'll need to keep you sane over the next few weeks.
Love Stinks by J. Geils Band
Would you expect a list about anti-love that didn't include this song? No explanation needed here... the name says it all.
Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood
Because nothing says "I hate you" like violence and vandalism.
Dance Floor Anthem by Good Charlotte
"Everybody put up your hands, say I don't want to be in love, I don't want to be in love." Are your hands up? Good. Because no matter what everyone tells you, you don't want to be in love. It's a pain in the arse.
Heartless by Kanye West
Just because you appear cocky on the surface (looking at you, Kanye) doesn't mean you never get your heart trampled on. Then again who knows... maybe you're a jerk like Kanye and totally deserve it.
Since You've Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson
I don't think Kelly Clarkson has ever written a song that doesn't qualify as anti-Valentines day, but Since You've Been Gone is pretty fitting, considering it involves cutting off your air supply.
I Used To Love Her But I Had To Kill Her by Guns 'N Roses
I think they get their point across pretty well in the title. Turn it up, singles.
Another One Bites The Dust by Queen
"How do you think I'm going to get along without you when you're gone?" I suppose you'll get along just fine, you didn't need them anyway Freddie.
Tainted Love by Soft Cell
"Sometimes I feel I've got to run away, I've got to get away from the pain you drive into the heart of me." We know the feeling... just run. RUN and don't come back.
Either Way, I'll Break Your Heart Someday by Augustana
Augustana doesn't lie, it's going to happen. Whether you care to admit it or not, you're nothing but a......
Heartbreaker by Pat Benatar
"You're a heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker don't you mess around with me..." We've all been there. Sometimes you're the one that has to do the breaking. Whoops.