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Tiger Woods won the GWAA and PGA Tour Player of the Year awards for his golf skills, but shouldn’t he also win the ‘Playa’ of the Year award? How many other celebrities have singlehandedly unveiled a parade of mistresses consisting of porn stars, cocktail waitresses, nightclub managers, and one possible pop star (Tiger Woods was linked to Jessica Simpson in the newest issue of Star Magazine, she adamantly denies the claim) while remaining top of his sport?
No one knows how many of the mistresses Tiger tales are true, but on December 11, 2009, Tiger Woods admitted to ‘infidelity’ and his wife, Elin has reportedly said that divorce is a 100% certainty. Is there any better candidate for the ‘Playa’ of the Year award then Tiger Woods?
You’ve got to hand it to him: major knee surgery, a wife and two children, wining golf tournaments left and right, all while maintaining a secret harem of women from coast to coast. Some of the women have even bragged publicly about Tiger’s sexual prowess in the bedroom! Many ask the questions frequently asked of playas, “How did he find the time?” “How come his wife didn’t know?” “How did he manage to balance his family, his career, and his sexual liaisons and remain on top of his game? “ “How did he manage to fool the world by keeping a squeaky clean image while living a double life?” Tiger Woods has proved himself, quite possibly to be the best ‘playa’ of all time.
Other factors that lead to Tiger’s ultimate win as ‘Playa of the Year’ include his ability to convince his mistresses that they would one day run off into the sunset and be the next Mrs. Tiger Woods. Several of his mistresses, stated that they believed they were the only mistress, that he loved them, and that he would leave his wife for them. Give the man his props, what a playa!
The confession from Jamie Jungers own lips that Tiger Woods didn’t send her a birthday card and when she asked him for money to help her out of a financial bind and he refused just gives more credence to his title as ‘Master Playa of the Year.’
Is there any other person who deserves to be titled ‘Playa’ of the Year than Tiger Woods?
Comments
i think he is certainly the best golfer among his peers, considering his remarkable achievement, and consistency.
Did he hook-up with Carrie Pre-sextape? They're so much alike. What about his mistresses in other countries? Don't tell me he's only horny in the US. He's not playa, the players DON'T get caught and leave a trail of voice and text messages. He's a Cheetah. He had us fooled all along.
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