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Tiger Woods update: buddies 'aided and abetted' in cheating (video)

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Tiger Woods had help juggling his harem of mistresses. (AP Photo/Andrew Brownbill)
 

Tiger Woods update: buddies 'aided and abetted' in cheating (video)


Tiger Woods
symbolically had his lifeless corpse dragged into the middle of The View coffee table once again,and beaten with broom handles once again on Monday morning's "Day of Hot Topics".  This time, the Tiger Woods "Hot Topics" angle was regarding the circle of friends that Tiger Woods used to help him keep his string of affairs going.
 
The View-a-crites (who have stated many times that they're sick of talking about Tiger Woods) launched into an extensive, age-old debate about why men cheat, and why men other men cheat.  The Daily News is now reporting that Tiger Woods' comrades often approached women on his behalf and allowed Tiger Woods to register hotel rooms in their names.
 
"Bottom line--guys have a code," said The View co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck.  "They have a code--and they follow it--and they protect one another and that's what they--they will.  No matter what they will protect one another."

Joy Behar called Elisabeth Hasselbeck out on her cliched rehashing of the ancient "boys will be boys" argument and stated: "If you [Elisabeth Hasselbeck] were ever having an affair--god forbid--and you told me, I wouldn't interfere with that.  I would never go back to your husband and say 'look what elisabeth did'--i would never.  So,...women have a code also."

Sherri Shepherd chimed in that a lot of people told her that her husband was cheating on her before they got married, and wondered aloud why friends stopped notifying her with husband cheating updates after she got married.

 
"Nobody told me after I got married," said Sherri Shepherd, blissfully unaware of the absurdity of her statement.  "People told me before I got married."

Whoopi Goldberg pointed out: "But you didn't listen then either."

So what did we learn from the latest Tiger Woods discussion?  That, despite their protests, The View shrews will cover the Tiger Woods story until the last shred of gutter sleaze has been sucked up, digested and pooped out by every celebrity gossip-loving fan in the country.

 
Watch The View "Hot Topics" discussion on Tiger Woods cheating ways below, and then vote in the poll!
 
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Liz Brown is a freelance writer living in Hollywood, California. She aspires to one day have her name bandied about on "Hot Topics". Contact Liz here.

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