Howard Stern thinks it's time for Tiger Woods to "get a divorce and date".
Stern made the statement on Tuesday morning's Howard Stern Show broadcast after performing a dramatic reading of a New York Daily News article published Tuesday that stated Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are now trying to reconcile.
"How ridiculous is it going to look even going out on a date, going to dinner together and holding hands? He's just banged too many women."
The New York Daily News story also included new information about how Elin Nordegren posed as Tiger Woods on the night of his infamous slow-speed car crash to trap mistress Rachel Uchitel into exposing her affair with the sex addicted golfer.
"If you're going to have an affair with a woman, NEVER text her dude!" said Howard Stern, reacting to the newest details about Tiger Woods' sexting frenzies. "Don't e-mail. Don't text. Barely call her."
Howard Stern announced on Monday morning's Howard Stern Show broadcast that the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant now has three official contestants. Howard Stern plans to hold a beauty pageant between Tiger Woods' famed mistresses live on an upcoming Howard Stern Show broadcast.
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howard is 100% right on this one. tiger needs to embrace the lying, cheating scumbag that he truly is on the inside. get a divorce, have sex with everybody on the planet because you'll do it anyway, and pick up the ashley madison contract. just give in. you'll never change, tiger.
Yeah. Dudes who watch golf will dig him more for being a playa. Chicks don't watch golf and dudes who do don't give a shat about cheating on wives.
This one is funny becasue its TRUE, that Tiger guy should stop acting like if he wants the marraige life.
He's a "player"
I don't know what I would do if I were her.
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