Porn star Holly Sampson is Tiger Woods Mistress #7 and could be a strong contender in the
Tiger Woods Mistresse Beauty Pageant. (Photo courtesy of Vivid.com)
Tiger Woods twelve(ish) lovely(ish) mistresses have the chance to compete for $100,000 and the title of Hottest Tiger Woods Mistress.
No--seriously. The Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant is for real. And if you think for a second it can't get off the ground, consider that the mastermind is one King of All Media--Howard Stern.
And, as usual, the King is putting his money where his mouth is. The $100,000 Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant prize is for real too. It's being put up by married-and-cheating website and Howard Stern Show sponsor AshleyMadison.com. "If Tiger Woods had used AshleyMadison this never would have happened," said Howard Stern during a Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant promo. AshleyMadison.com, a dating website for married people looking to have affairs, offered Tiger Woods a 5-year $5 million endorsement deal that the pro-gigolo did not honor with a public response.
Read: Tiger Woods gets $5 million endorsement offer from AshleyMadison.com
Howard Stern listed the women currently eligible to compete and encouraged any Howard Stern Show listeners who were in touch with women on the list to make them aware of the pageant and the potential to win a $100,000 prize. The list includes 12 identified Tiger Woods mistresses, for now:
Jaimee Grubbs
Kalika Moquin
Jamie Jungers
Jamie Jungers
Cori Rist
Mindy Lawton
Michelle Braun
Theresa Rogers
See the photos of 11 out of 12 of the identified Tiger Woods mistresses here
Howard Stern Show producer Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'Abate told Howard 100 News reporter Lisa G that they the team is hoping that at least three Tiger Woods mistresses will throw their hats into the ring to make the competition really interesting.
"Look at these girls. This is going to be a hell of a competition if these girls enter, and I don't see why they shouldn't."
See the photos of 11 out of 12 of the identified Tiger Woods mistresses here
Howard Stern Show producer Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'Abate told Howard 100 News reporter Lisa G that they the team is hoping that at least three Tiger Woods mistresses will throw their hats into the ring to make the competition really interesting.
Howard Stern also pointed out that there may still be a bevy of lovely ladies (and Perkins Diner waitresses) still waiting to come out of the Tiger Woods mistress closet, but Dell'Abate cautioned that for a contestant to qualify for the Tiger Woods mistress beauty pageant, they must be "vetted" by scandal experts like TMZ or Access Hollywood before being added to the list of potential.
"This is going to be insane," said Howard Stern. "No bulls---."
For updates on the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant and a ridiculous amound of other Howard Stern-related news, follow the Howard Stern Examiner on Twitter, Facebook and at www.ronnielovesmambo.com
RELATED STORIES:
Rachel Uchitel 'exudes sex'
Rachel Uchitel skimpy bikini beach photos for Christmas
Should Tiger Woods go to space to escape the mistress scandal?
Holly Sampson to star in Tiger Woods porno film (photos)
Holly Sampson's hilarious adult film credits
Tiger Woods mistresses are 'screwing him over' (Jaimee Grubbs, Rachel Uchitel photos)
Comments
Recently,I found a very interesting place_____M e e t M i l l i o n a i r e . c o m____. It is the best club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs......There are More than 3,200,000 members. including CEOs, professional athletes, doctors, lawyers, investors, entrepreneurs, professional models and cheerleaders, and Hollywood celebrities,just to name a few.I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news .You should check it out!
LOL too funny.
Third culture kids examiner
Seattle stay-at-home moms examiner
I would purchase Sirius for this.
I agree w you Dave.. I love Howard!!!
geez BMW2222,
could your plug for your website be any more obvious. Not very subtle.....douche.
Got something to say?
Examiner.com is looking for writers, photographers, and videographers to join the fastest growing group of local insiders. If you are interested in growing your online rep apply to be an Examiner today!