Tiger Woods' wife former nanny Elin Nordegren is a top Twitter trending topic and meme with the hashtag #TigerWoodsWife .
Today's Abiola's Kiss & Tell News. Of course the web is still all a twitter, pun intended, with the story of Tiger Woods allegedly being attacked by his wife Elin Nordegren with golf clubs for his alleged affair with Rachel Uchitel, as originally reported by tabloid The National Enquirer.
Read the details of the whole sordid cheating mess and find photos HERE.
Comic site Funny or Die responded to the Twitter meme with the following jokes:
- #TigerWoodsWife was a defense attorney in the Rodney King case
- #TigerWoodsWife uses the Joe Jackson technique to help a talented young black man reach his full potential
- #TigerWoodsWife thinks the Gulf War is something that happens in your driveway on Thanksgiving
Most jokes in the comedic meme are comparing Elin Nordegren Woods to Chris Brown, who famously abused Rihanna, and even pitting her against Chuck Norris. Another strain of jokes mocks this new hardcore gangster angry woman image of the Nordic former modelish nanny.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!
YouTube vloggers are also weighing in on the Woods family domestic fight internet gossip explosion, as well as comedian Wanda Sykes with her fun, new show on FOX..
TMZ is reporting that Tiger Woods allegedly told a friend that his wife "went ghetto" and that he needed a "Kobe special" ring like Kobe Bryant bought to apologize to his wife for sexual involvement with a 19 year old hotel employee.
Contact the Domestic Violence Hotline if you need help, and people please keep your hands to yourself!
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