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Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are 'doomed' says Howard Stern

Despite the latest reports that Elin Nordegren hopes to reconcile with Tiger Woods after he completes treatment for sex addiction at a Mississippi clinc, Howard Stern says that the marriage is "doomed".

The King of All Media chimed in on the latest development in the Tiger Woods scandal during Wednesday morning's "News with Robin Quivers" segment of the Howard Stern Show.

"There's no way that situation isn't doomed," said Howard Stern. "He's just had too many women under his belt."

At last count, 14 mistresses had been identified as former Tiger Woods lovers by various tabloid media outlets. All of them have been invited to compete in the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant on an upcoming Howard Stern Show. The winner will receive a sash, a crown and a $100,000 cash prize from the "married and cheating" website AshleyMadison.

Howard Stern said on Tuesday's show that it's time for Tiger Woods to "get a divorce and date". On Wednesday's show, Howard Stern ruminated on what could possibly cause Elin Nordegren to want to get back together with Woods.

"He must be hung like a moose," Howard Stern posited.

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Liz Brown is a freelance writer living in Hollywood, California. She has been listening to Howard Stern for fifteen years and aspires to one day scream "Baba Booey!" in a grossly inappropriate public forum. Contact Liz here.

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  • stonermoog 2 years ago

    howard is so right on this. she's a fool if she thinks that these two being together is what's right for those kids. what kind of messed up life would it be for them? oh yeah, my mom and dad totally sleep with other people and their marriage is a sham. that's gonna be a great environment. she's just greedy; she wants that fat, renegotiated prenup he's buying her off with. way to go mom, way to teach the kids that daddy can treat mommy with total disrespect but it's all good as long as he ponies up the dough and pays her off. disgusting. cut your losses and get out. he'll never be anything more than a garden variety dog. the whole thing is just lame.

  • Emylou Lewis 2 years ago

    Feel so bad for her.

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  • Liz Kelly 2 years ago

    I'm with Howard. It's pretty much a no-brainer. We'll see if she has a brain or not.

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