The Martha Stewart $89.99 turkey does not dance.
The ladies will always love Martha Stewart, she is the top "dawg" of all things "homemaking" -- from weekly house cleaning lists to rapping with Puff Daddy (or whatever he is calling himself these days), she helps women everywhere while maintaining a cool, collected, every-hair-in-place, placid-eyed, make your house "tip-top".
This year, Martha Stewart is gunning for you -- Butterball. The Martha is now selling her own turkeys.
From the Marthastewart website:
Martha Stewart Young Turkey is produced in partnership with leading turkey grower Plainville Farms. Each whole turkey is juicy, tender, and delicious, humanely raised, and vegetarian fed. Martha Stewart Young Turkey is free of antibiotics and growth hormones, making it a healthy choice for your family.
All natural 12 lb. turkey serves up to 12 guests for $69.99 plus shipping.
All natural 18 lb. turkey serves up to 18 guests for $89.99 plus shipping.
Additionally, one must remember that Martha Stewart's "Turkey 101" booklet is included with every Young Turkey, and gives you step-by-step instructions for Martha's favorite roast turkey, gravy, and stuffing, along with helpful turkey-carving tips.
PLEASE BE ADVISED:
Turkey does not include an autograph, turkey does not park the car itself, turkey is not made of gold, but the turkey IS a vegetarian.
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Comments
I hate the marketing crap in a $5.80 / lb turkey. It takes less than 20% of that to get it to the market place. Hormones cannot be fed to turkeys, they are not legal, and they are broken down in the stomach and useless.
Sensational ploys like this are the reason no one trusts the news these days, and our children expect someone else to take care of them in a sue-happy society. If Martha truly cared about society she'd market with truth rather than sensationalizing like all the other problem children.
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