Things to keep in mind before going to an Angels playoff game

1. Leave early. Really early. If you live in Orange County give it at least 2-3 hours before game time. Pretend you're going on a trans-Atlantic flight. The traffic gets so mind-numbing you might consider taking the train.

2. Tailgate. Don't skimp on getting the full experience of the playoffs. At a minimum bring beer and lawn chairs and crank your music with the ones you love. Then sweet talk the people who brought the whole nine yards like they're competing with Bobby Flay into sharing their food. Remember, Angel fans are family but this is especially true during the playoffs.

3. Wear deodorant. Especially important for day games at The Big A.

4. Leave your Rally Monkey at home. It's creepy. It's had its time in the sun. Let it go to its final resting place already.

5. Be considerate. You are not the only person at the game. You are actually enjoying the action with 45,000 of your closest friends. Remember that they don't love it when you walk around while there's play going on because you are blocking their view. Also, they aren't your biggest fans when you absent-mindedly spill beer on them. Be vigilant and keep it in your cup while conquering the stairs. And most importantly, remember to get along even with those outside your family--the visiting team's fans. They can get a little out of hand sometimes so take the high road. You're wearing a Halo!

Have a blast at the game!