Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Theresa Rogers, the latest woman to be identified in the Tiger Woods sex scandal that has kept The View ladies' panties in a collective was for more than two weeks. The busty, 40-something blonde has taken a page from the playbook of Tiger Woods Mistress #1 and hired lawyer Gloria Allred.
As The View brood blathered on about Tiger Woods' overexposure (while contributing to it) during Monday morning's "Hot Topics" segment, Barbara Walters expressed no sympathy for Mistress #14 Theresa Rogers or any of the ladies in Tiger Woods' harem:
"Why are they doing this? It's like--'Me too! Me too! Me too!" squealed Barbara Walters in a frightening imitation of what was probably supposed to be some sort of Jaime Jungers-Grubbs combo imitation. "Why is it a pleasure to come out and say that you had an affair with him [Tiger Woods]? It's like, 'Don't overlook me! Me too!' This little kind of tawdry fame?"
Joy Behar reminded Barbara Walters that she doesn't exactly travel in the same circles as the Jaimee Grubbs and Jamie Jungers of the world: "Well Barbara you, as the living legend, do not understand the little tiny need--the big need for fame."
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