The world's biggest ricer fail ever

To claim the title of world's biggest ricer fail, ever is taking on quite a statement. Rest assured, this guy totally qualifies. If you are offended by the term ricer, you need to read the definition of "ricer" here. After reading that, you will totally see that this guy not only is a text book definition, but he's pushing the limits of ricerdom. The first obnoxious modification you'll notice is the spray painted  paint job, gigantic wing, and the last but not least; a fake computer. Fake computer? Yes, a fake computer! This guy took a block of wood, spray painted it black, stuck an apple sticker on it, and then drilled it into his dash to appear like a dash mounted tuning computer. This sole modification is enough to win world's biggest ricer, but adding the rest of the modifications knocks his entry up to "ever".

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This guy's rice simply can't be touched. Hacked Lamborghini door action, airbrushed diamond plate bumper and ghost flames, fake three piece wheels, stripped door panels to "reduce weight", hacked custom headlights, fake wooden tv and/or apple computer, disintegrating StreetGlow decal that reads "StheetGlow", and finally randomly painted blue interior that doesn't match anything on the car. Who would ride with this clown? Why, only two rotten oranges would be dumb enough to get caught in the passenger seat!

Think that's bad? Wait until you see the guy come out and access the trunk compartment. The wing starts flopping around like a fish out of water. I'd hate to see this thing go down the road! It's not only a laughing stock, but a danger to everyone around it. A loose wing with the structure of soggy noodles can fly off at anytime and impale whatever it chooses. What would make someone want to create such a monstrosity? Either they have an incredibly bad taste in automotive performance, or they are doing this on purpose to make fun of the "ricer" culture. Either way, enjoy the following video and get ready to laugh your rice off.

Warning: the following video features some very minor foul language, viewer discretion is advised.

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