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The twelve days of listing

On the first day of listing my agent said to me,
     “No curb appeal.”

On the second day of listing my agent said to me
  “Two mildewed tubs
     and no curb appeal.”

On the third day of listing my agent showed to me,
    “Three cracked windows,
  two mildewed tubs,
    and no curb appeal.”

On the fourth day of listing my agent wisely noted,
  " Four pink flamingos,
    three cracked windows,
    two mildewed tubs,
      and no curb appeal."

On the fifth day of listing my agent wisely noted,
  "Five golden stains,
   four pink flamingos,
    three cracked windows,
    two mildewed tubs,
     and no curb appeal."

On the sixth day of listing my agent did exclaim,
  "Six dead plants,
   five golden stains,
     four pink flamingos,
      three cracked windows,
      two mildewed tubs,
       and no curb appeal."

On the seventh day of listing my agent specified,
  " Seven missing tiles,
  six dead plants,
  five golden stains,
  four pink flamingos,
   three cracked windows,
    two mildewed tubs,
      and no curb appeal."

On the eighth day of listing my agent verified,
 "Eight broken switch plates,
   seven missing tiles,
   six dead plants,
   five golden stains,
   four pink flamingos,
   three cracked windows,
   two mildewed tubs,
      and no curb appeal."

On the ninth day of listing my agent did declare,
    "Nine squeaky hinges,
  eight broken switch plates,
    seven missing tiles,
    six dead plants,
     five golden stains,
     four pink flamingos,
      three cracked windows,
     two mildewed tubs,
       and no curb appeal."

On the tenth day of listing my agent made a plea,
 "Ten toys underfoot,
   nine squeaky hinges,
   eight broken switch plates,
     seven missing tiles,
     six dead plants,
      five golden stains,
      four pink flamingos,
      three cracked windows,
         two mildewed tubs,
           and no curb appeal".

On the eleventh day of listing my agent did announce,
          "Eleven refrigerator magnets,
         Ten toys underfoot,
          nine squeaky hinges,
         eight broken switch plates,
          seven missing tiles,
         six dead plants,
        five golden stains,
         four pink flamingos,
          three cracked windows,
           two mildewed tubs,
            and no curb appeal."

 On the twelfth day of listing my agent
   turned and said
  “  Call a home stager, call a home stager,
         Stage this house right away!”

©eubankstaging 2009

Comments

  • Marilee V 4 years ago

    Ho. Ho. Ho. Home stagers also leave cookies and hot chocolate milk for buyers bearing checks.

  • Karen O. 4 years ago

    very wise Agent indeed!

  • Mary 4 years ago

    What about the Pipes piping?! Great imagery!

  • Rhonda G 4 years ago

    Great creativity! Bet the sellers will welcome in the New Year with a contract on that property!

  • Ginger 4 years ago

    Brilliant!! I'm sorry I didn't see this sooner.

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