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The top ten foods to perk up your genitals: Aphrodisiacs with oomph


Adorable, but bread won't help Mr. Winky

Some cultures claim that cockroach is an aphrodisiac. To reap it’s benefits, it is suggested that you do the following: grind up a common cockroach, sprinkle with cinnamon, and add to coffee for a potent love potion. I'd like to add a step: vomit. Because most people would prefer to try aphrodisiacs that don’t live in their basements, I’ve assembled a list of the ten most palatable mojo enhancers. And the good news? You can find them all at the supermarket. Click on the slideshow below to learn which wonder foods made the cut, and exactly why they’ll kick your libido into gear.

  

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Courtney Burback's eclectic (aka spazzy) writing resume includes a diverse list of publications that range from Mountain Gazette to Hustler. Although she studied the great classic literature authors in college, Courtney would rather have a beer with Chuck Palahniuk than tea with Jane Austen. And...

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  • Katerina, San Diego Dogs Examiner 3 years ago

    Courtney, can't say on the libido angle, but do know that reading your page perked me up for life in general, because, as always, you made me laugh. I'll send the link around to friends. If this doesn't convince them to eat more asparagus I don't know what will.

  • Katerina, San Diego Dogs Examiner 3 years ago

    Oh and thanks for the Official Chocolate Excuse.

  • Jeremiah 3 years ago

    It's good to read in the comments that people are confirming what I try to tell you on a daily basis. You take each of your articles to the next level by lending them your unique voice. As always, Good job Courtney! Keep up the wonderful work.

  • jim 3 years ago

    I found that Authentic Tibetan Goji Berries does the job www.tibetangoji.ca

  • Sarah Estrella, Sex & Relationships Examiner 3 years ago

    Great slideshow! I'm with you on everything but the asparagus, which has a way of changing certain smells and tastes in ways that are not super conducive to sex and romance, if you know what I mean! I featured your article in The Weekend Embrace today. Come on over and post a comment!

  • Vince 3 years ago

    Hey Courtney, this is a really great top ten list. I thankfully enjoy all of these foods with the exception of Oysters. I have begun to eat Goji berries with my oatmeal in the morning because they are very good for you, but now knowing that they help with your libido I will have to double my serving size. Anyone can post their own top ten list to my site toptentopten.com The coolest feature is you can let other people vote on the rankings of your list.

  • Charles 2 years ago

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  • Daniel 2 years ago

    Dang, now I'm hungry AND horny.
    I can't wait to try raw oysters in a goji sauce.
    Thanks Courtney!

  • Greg 2 years ago

    Loved this! I always knew that there were foods that boost sex drive, but I was curious about the science behind why eating certain foods increases libido. This list of sex foods is going to be my new grocery shopping list.

  • god 4 months ago

    that is very bad i want tell you f you

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