Is it really asking that much for Miley Cyrus' Big Numero Uno be burned? If anything, just for sanitation purposes.
After seeing her "Look y'all, I just had my first beer!" alleged performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, I can't help but see in my mind's eye a CDC Petri dish in full bloom.
But I digress, why is there such over-the-top outrage regarding Miley's (née Hannah Montana) tongue trying its level best to jump out of her head?
Could it be because she's ... wait for it ... white?
Now before the liberals knee-jerk themselves into traction and demand an Congressional investigation, hear me out.
First off, I'm actually asking with a straight face -- hasn't anyone ever seen a Rick James video? Seriously? And his stuff is over thirty years old and it's still pretty raunchy.
While I'm at it, I kind of doubt Salt-n-Pepa's moving rendition of 1987's Push It is an ode to the car I had back in high school.
A wee bit closer to present day, a few short months ago, the duo of Busta Rhymes and one of Barack Obama's all time faves and BFF, Nicki Manaj, released the gluteal seizer inducing Twerk It. (To see video, click here. Please use discretion.)
The Soft Bigotry Of Low Expectations...
So what do Rick James & Friends have to do with The Achy Breaky Tart?
Simple. I happen to agree with Herman Cain and Louisiana State Senator Elbert Guillory when they spoke of "The Democratic Party Plantation" leftists clearly demand blacks in America remain on.
End of conversation, period, the book is closed. Move along, nothing more to see here.
Not so fast, Democrat-overseers.
When Michael Gershon, the conservative writer and former advisor to President George W. Bush famously coined the phrase "the soft bigotry of low expectations," that's exactly what liberals have in mind for blacks in this nation.
The liberal media in this country doesn't want to see blacks portrayed as maintaining anything even slightly resembling personal dignity, a sense of responsibility, any overt exhibitions of self-sacrifice and/or rugged individualism.
Oh, no no no... the media is perfectly happy to propagate a 21st century Minstrel Show caricature of blacks that would make Stepin Fetchit proud.
You see, when a little white girl acts like a hormone-driven Girls Gone Wild reject, it's faux-outrage time for the liberals and their minions in the press.
Yet with American blacks, the liberal media not only accepts that out of control pubescent behavior, they expect it.
As my buddy Kente Bates eruditely opined:
Blacks who carry themselves with dignity and respect have to deal with inbred stereotypes and media pressure.
The Black Conservatives you see are usually the outcasts of the race.
Oh, and before any lefties wants to brand me a member of the Aryan Brotherhood or a Klansman... please know I'm mixed-race.
So calm down and save your anger for the next PC Gestapo Sitzung.