After the end of the reign of the Bush’s and the thug like sacking of Hillary, Obama who has suffered from a debilitating speech impediment of always wanting to tax and spend is appointed president. With his country on the brink of financial collapse and in desperate need of a leader, his wife Michelle arranges for her husband to see an eccentric speech therapist named T. Elle Prompter. While the president’s advisors Geithner and Buffet advise him that taxing is no problem since neither pay their own taxes. At the same time Pelosi tells him spending was never a problem for her, she even spent over $25,000 on flowers alone of taxpayer money.
T. Elle Prompter texted Obama that he can’t let his speech impediment get in the way of this his most important speech, more important than the other 412 speeches prior. This speech is more important than his famous “No Rent Subsidies No Peace” speech given in Chicago as an unknown community organizer. But T. Elle Prompter insists that words like tax, spend, stimulus and Infrastructure could not be used as it highlights his speech impediment and doesn’t poll well. Together working tirelessly over one hour a day from locations as remote as Martha’s Vineyard the two delve into an unorthodox course of treatment and eventually and unbreakable bond to overcome Obama’s handicap.
After some haggling it is agreed the Kings speech will be squeezed in before a major sporting event. When the President arrives, the anticipation is thick enough to cut with an OSHA approved rounded edge scissor. With T. Elle Prompter’s guidance the speech goes off without a hitch. Words like tax are replaced with fairness, spending with investment and infrastructure replaced with roads. Though short on specifics which are promised any day now the president’s impediment is hidden from view. Half the audience erupts in applause. Obama is so happy with the outcome he orders a new box of screen wipes used on T. Elle Prompter.
The president’s supporters are ecstatic, The Reverend Al of the church of redistribution, stated he needed no specifics it set the tone and we can add the words later. Jeffry Emmelt was so excited he turned to Michelle and stated this is more fun than sending jobs to China. Jimmy Hoffa texted Obama supporters that this speech is a call for unity or else.
In the end with the support of the unions, his family, his donors and the generosity from executives of Solyndra the President overcame his stammer and delivered a speech that inspires his people and unites them in battle.
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