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Funny quotes about cats

Enjoy some humorous quotes about our furry friends. Click the links to learn more about who said them!

Nothing helps the medicine go down like a spoonful of cat hair!
posted on reddit as "Stumbled on this question while taking a survey"

"Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat."
Robert A. Heinlein

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. "
Robert A. Heinlein

"Never try to outstubborn a cat."
Robert A. Heinlein

"Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses."
John Weitz

"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way."
Mark Twain

"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat."
Mark Twain

"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."
Steven Wright

"Everything comes to those who wait... except a cat."
Mario Andretti

"I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance."
James Thurber

"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night."
Marie Corelli

"Never wear anything that panics the cat."
P. J. O'Rourke

"My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature."
Anthony Bourdain

"No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail."
Brian Greene

"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."
Doug Larson

"The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat."
Ogden Nash