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The icky love of Jesse James and Kat Von D has ended

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Not with a bang but a whimper: Jesse James and Kat Von D have admitted defeat in their losing battle to stay in the public eye by uniting their Nazi-memorabilia collecting, cheating grossness. Kat Von D announced yesterday on Twitter that she and Jesse have broken up. HOW CAN ANYONE'S LOVE MAKE IT IF THEIRS DOESN'T?

"I am no longer w Jesse, and out of respect for him, his family and myself, thats all the info I'd like to share. Thanks for respecting that."

If it makes you feel better, Kat, most of America never had any respect for your relationship to begin with. And then there's Jesse James, who somehow had someone at People actually give two craps about what he had to say:

"I'm so sad because I really love her. The distance between us was too much."

Time for them to drop the love affair and get to the real meat of things: they should just start a band with Michael Lohan called The Attention Whores and travel America with a huge backup group. Seriously, they could have one of the largest choruses of all time, and feature special guest appearances from other attention whores, old and new! Octomom! Paris Hilton! Every person on reality tv so devoid of talent that they're resigned to simply portraying the worst side of themselves in order to gain infamy!

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