How old is David Hasselhoff? He's complained about his old body aches and pains during rehearsals. The Hoff has bemoaned his old age--he's 58. He seems to be taking the Cloris Leachman route--going for laughs. Kym Johnson won with Donny Osmond who was the oldest winner during season nine. Last night on "Dancing with the Stars," the Hoff's performance reminded one judge of Osmond.
The Hoff manages to keep good expression on his face, but it's his posture and footwork he needs to worry about.
The song? Tom Jones' "Sex Bomb." Now did the Hoff bomb or was he a sex bomb?
I think if Piers Morgan and Sharon Osbourne were judging they would have given the Hoff a buzz. Howie Mandel might have wanted to watch with fascination like one watches a train wreck. Still the Hoff wasn't the worst performance. That belongs, according to Bruno Tonioli, to Master P.
Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer (8,7,8) 23
Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovolani (6,7,6) 19
Florence Henderson and Corky Ballas (6,6,6) 18
Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas (6,6,6) 18
David Hasselhoff and Kym Johnson (5,5,5) 15
Mike Sorrentino and Karina Smirnoff (5,5,5) 15
Carrie Ann Inaba called him the offspring of Jerry Springer and Donny Osmond. It was very bizarre. "You danced with your mouth."
Len Goodman said "It's never too early to panic." Goodman did admit it was entertaining. He asked him to improve his posture and up his technique.
Bruno Tonioli loved the madness of it all because "there was no dancing." It was like a "potpourri of insanity."
Hasselhoff and Johnson were tied with Sorrentino and Smirnoff in the cha cha cha group. Over all, they were in a three-way tie for last place with Margaret Cho and Louis van Amstel.
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