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The best Tiger Woods Jokes on the web

Whether or not you think that we have any business prodding into the private life of Tiger Woods because of his extra-marital affairs and poor driving, the jokes are rolling in. So, to save you time from having to surf the web and muddle through all of the really awful ones, I chose the best out there. For updates visit my Tiger Woods Joke Page.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a car? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They're both in danger of being clubbed by Norwegians!

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between the iron or the wood.

His wife Elin told police that she went for a rescue wood, but it looks like she really went for the driver.

Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She's teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.

Did you hear about Tiger's last outing? He drove into a tree, then ended up with a bad lie.

What kind of club did Elin swing at Tiger? Looks like it was a bitching wedge.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods' house and his Escalade? The white airbag in the Escalade didn't blow up and hit him in the face.

Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. It’s typical of a golfer—always blame the caddy.

Tiger is changing his first name to Cheetah.

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