(article written by Michael J. Burkholder – Lincoln Park Restaurant Examiner and Founder of Kitchen 212, Inc.)
THE BEST COLLECTION OF CHRISTMAS JOKES EVER!
We searched our database – looking to see who had been nice or naughty. This all in an effort to use only those jokes submitted by Lincoln Park Restaurants that had been nice! Fortunately, not one Lincoln Park Restaurant was found to have been naughty!
Lincoln Park - How can you fully utilize the “Best Collection of Christmas Jokes” ever produced?
Great question! Corporate and personal dinner meetings can at times be very stressful. Reduce those awkward and stressful moments by memorizing a few of the jokes provided. During agonizing silent or awkward moments, tell a joke. It should lighten the moment. If not, you just might be talking to Scrooge himself!
Lincoln Park – enjoy the holiday season!
THE COLLECTION
Don't be afraid to stop and laugh! These jokes are awesome!
What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan!
Mom, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
No you can have turkey like everyone else!
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours!
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he's always stuffed!
What bird has wings but cannot fly?
Roast turkey!
What’s the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth!
We had grandma for Christmas dinner?
Really, we had turkey!
Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?
Grave-y!
What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party?
Freeze a jolly fellow!
What party game did Jekyll like best?
Hyde and Seek!
Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Christmas ball?
It was a moth ball!
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?
Chick to chick!
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
He had no body to go with!
Have a great day in Lincoln Park!
Michael J. Burkholder
Lincoln Park Restaurant Examiner
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