On Feb 19, "The Bachelor" once again received the Reality Steve recap treatment. Then, after this prognosticator who foretells all things Bachelor Nation was done with his play-by-play of the hometown dates, the glib blogger weighed in on how he feels about the conspiracy theories that appear to be running rampant regarding Sean Lowe and his future bride.
Apparently, Reality Steve has been witnessing certain pundits pulling for him to be wrong about his choice of Catherine Giudici as the person who wins Sean Lowe's heart and, thus, his proposal of marriage.
Steve says, "Plenty of you have been asking me, 'How are we supposed to believe that Sean was on the cusp of eliminating Catherine at the hometown dates and two weeks later he’s engaged to her?'"
Well, this hard-working writer doesn't have the key to that question, and frankly, he doesn't care a wit anyway.
As this Dallas-based social media phenomenon explains, "My job isn’t to figure out why producers edit the show the way they do and choose to show things over other things. I give you the spoilers of who’s going home, and I write my recap."
Reality Steve, also known as Steve Carbone, goes on to explain that he does not want to even try to figure out, let alone talk about, certain entities that he asserts are impossible to forecast.
That said, while addressing the naysayers who don't like the way the show has been edited as far as Giudici is concerned, Carbone continues, "So, I’m sorry you’re disappointed you’re not seeing Prince Sean riding in on his white horse to save Princess Catherine this season."
And then he delivers the same news he has been delivering for some time now. Reality Steve believes that "Sean is engaged to Catherine" and that this has been the case for this Dallas-based bachelor "been since Nov. 17th."
With that in mind, Carbone promises he is not about to try to get inside of the heads of the show's producers or that of Sean Lowe's head, either. Reality Steve is simply doing his job.
As Steve puts it, "How [Catherine and Sean] got to that point is basically only known between them and the people involved with the show. I’m not gonna cry about it... Just makes my job that much more easier to laugh... I think some of you should start taking that approach as well. Just a suggestion."
And, after giving that suggestion, Reality Steven apparently hopes that those who are into this particular reality show called "The Bachelor" and starring Sean Lowe this season should simply plan to have an enjoyable time while following Lowe on his small screen adventure to find love.
To be sure, this seems to be this masterful soothsayer's way of telling the so-called conspiracy theorists who watch this extremely riveting program to just chill out and have a bit of harmless and highly diversionary fun.
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