Now you too can smell like a superhero... whether that superhero be a Norse God, a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist, a 90-year-old virgin, or an enormous green rage monster. Behold: The Avengers cologne.
In anticipations of the release of Joss Whedon's mildly-ambitious little superhero movie The Avengers, perfumiers JADS International have released a line of cologne based on the Avengers themselves. Visit the JADS International website for full descriptions of each super-powered scent.
As to how much the scents themselves have to do with the Avengers in question... that is mostly up for debate. But their names, packaging, and descriptions are pretty gratifying to the Marvel fan in all of us.
In honor of Iron Man, we have Mark VII:
"A resolutely sophisticated cologne forged from the sea, the sun, the earth, and a touch of devil-may-care whimsy. Transparent, aromatic, and modern in nature, Mark VII combines mandarin, neroli, nasturtium and jasmine layered with light patchouli to create a contemporary expression of 'I don't play well with others' confidence; leaving you always ready for whatever a genius, billionaire, playboy-philanthropist might encounter along the way. Armor up."
For Captain America, we get Patriot Cologne:
"A cologne that pays homage to the confident, stand-up-to-bullies, hard working average Joe in every man. PATRIOT Cologne is both reserved and sexy; like a symbol on a shield or a moniker on a motorcycle helmet. Fresh notes of green lime and white pepper are the first to hit with dry oak wood, sandalwood and tequila accords finishing the adventure. Perfect for any time or place, PATRIOT Cologne puts the Novus Mundus in your strong, sensuous hands for you to embrace and discover. Your attack plan."
Inspired by The Hulk is Smash!:
"Very unusual and rare materials have been brought together to create a woody aquatic cologne evoking both a serene sense of timeless freedom and a single-minded, unbridled passion for life. Yuzu, bergamot and tarragon create clean, clear top notes along with unexpected accords of water lily and nutmeg. SMASH! then carries an intense woody drydown enriched with Indian sandalwood, vetiver, musk and sharp cedar. Complimentary to a full range of emotions, it wears well no matter where—at work, the lab or an evening out on the town. Be angry."
In honor of the God of Thunder, Thor himself we get Worthy:
"This woody citrus cologne is a unique, meaningful combination of bergamot, frozen ginger and wheatgrass blended with a hint of fresh natural grapefruit and layered deeply with aromatic cypress. Basenotes are possessed with sensual, seductive tones of dark amber and cedarwood, protecting and enhancing a deep, dry masculine (dare we say almost God-like?) musk. Possess the power."
In addition, Nick Fury has inspired the Infinity Formula, and Loki a scent called Mischief. We're just dying to know what kind of cologne could possibly be inspired by the eye-patch-wearing bad-ass who is Samuel L. Jackson of S.H.I.E.L.D. Visit JADS International for more information on where you can pick up all the Avengers-inspired cologne.
Can’t stop the signal: Marvel's The Avengers––directed by Joss Whedon and starring everyone––will be released in May, 2012. While you're waiting, read my reviews of Thor and Captain America: The First Avenger.
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