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The 44 rude customers that restaurant servers wish would eat somewhere else

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Kevin Alexander and Matt Lynch authored an interesting topic on the Thrill List website. They wrote a humorous and strange list of the 44 worst customers every server secretly wishes would have dinner at McDonald’s. Could you be an annoying customer who enjoys making your server’s life a living hell? Anyone who has ever had a job as a server will recognize these rude people. I have listed five from the list. To see the complete list, visit the Thrill List website.

The Communal Dining Thief: The person that wants to try everyone’s food or drink.

The Waitstaff Abuser: The person that had a crummy day and will ensure the server knows about it.

The Tip Minimizer: The guy who basis his tip on the final bill after taxes and penalties are deducted. Just leave 20% and move on.

Joined-at-the-Hip Couple: You have seen them. They sit on the same side of the booth and feed each other while groping like dogs in heat. For God’s sake, get a room!

The Substituter: The person with a fish allergy who has to swap out the fish for something not so fishy—and since he hates broccoli, he will have green beans instead.

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