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Ten tips for a great Steak and Blow Job Day

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Steak and Blow Job Day (also known as Men’s Valentine’s Day) is today, March 14. And as silly as it may seem to some, it is an opportunity to have a little fun and spice up your love life. There is an art to cooking a proper steak as well as giving a proper blow job. Here are a few tips for both.

Cooking a proper steak

  1. Choose a thick cut. This will ensure it does not dry out. Strip steak is a good option.
  2. Make sure the steak is dry when you season it (salt, cracked black pepper and garlic should do it). This will ensure that you get a nice crust . Season your steak about 30 minutes ahead and let it get to room temperature before you cook it.
  3. Cook for 3-6 minutes per side, depending on the thickness of the steak.
  4. Let the steak rest for several minutes after it’s done. If you cut it too soon, all the juice will run out and cause your steak to be dry.
  5. Serve with potatoes and a nice salad!

Tips for a great blow job

  1. Use your tongue. You can start by licking it like a lollipop but even when the penis is in your mouth, use your tongue to massage it – especially around the head and on the vein on the underside of the shaft.
  2. Vary the pressure. Think of it as massaging the penis with your mouth. And take it as deeply as is comfortable for you. If you relax and get into it, you can massage the head of the penis with your throat.
  3. Vocalize! Not only does it add excitement by letting him know that you are enjoying it but the vibrations from your voice provide an added sensation.
  4. Use your hand (or hands as the case may be – wink, wink). If your mouth needs a little break, you can massage the shaft with your hand while you lick the head of the penis. Masturbation sleeves can also assist. Be sure to get one that is open on both ends. The Mood Pleaser from Doc Johnson is an affordable option.
  5. To spit or to swallow? Some ladies prefer to spit (or to not have him ejaculate in their mouths at all) because they don’t like the way it tastes. One solution is to modify your man’s diet. A diet that contains more fruits and vegetables as well as lot of water will make him “sweeter”. But back on heavy spices and too much red meat (except on steak and blow job day, of course). Another is to use a flavored enhancer such as Good Head Oral Delight Gel. Finally, if you just can’t bear to taste his semen, let him ejaculate on you – your face or your chest are good options and create an appealing visual for him. Under no circumstances do you want to act as if it is distasteful.

Relationships are give and take and some men’s needs are pretty basic. Enthusiastically embracing Steak and Blow Job Day can go a long way toward improving intimacy and doing something a little different. Bon appétit!

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