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Technology check in 2011

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Oklahoma City Humorous Insights Examiner

How do you know that Microsoft Explorer is shutting down because it can’t handle what you are doing?

You opened the program.

How do you know if Facebook has re-made itself again?

It’s morning.

How do you know that technology may have sped past you?

You still say that you will dial the number when calling someone.

Are there other ways to confirm this?

You have maintained your current cell phone for 5 or more years and don’t know why anyone would need or even want a smart phone.

Any others?

You still own and wear a watch.  How retro.

Welcome to the second decade of the 21st Century.  You ain’t seen nothin’ yet!

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Tom Spence is a retired Marine Corps officer who served in all four Marine divisions, deployed to countries around the globe and afloat in the service of his country, including a tour with the United Nations in Iraq, and who settled in Oklahoma's one and only spaceport. Tom has seen the world...

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