There are many different types of #TeamCrunchFans scattered all over the world, united by their loyalty to the Cap’n. There are the superstitious kinds who aren’t exactly sure how it all happened but feel it’s a sign the Cap’n has blessed and followed them. There are the fiscally responsible fans who tend to be curious how much the Cap’n charges for crunchatization. Then there are the great defenders of handsome Cap’n who’ll offer praise to the Cap’n when problems are appropriately addressed in the media. You may be a #HashtagLover or even the #BestFanEver. If you’re really passionate and loyal, you very well could be the “will stop at nothing to get a great mustache fan.” Still recovering from that Burt Reynolds face transplant? You’re a big time fan!
Regardless of what kind of #TeamCrunchFan you are, your support is greatly appreciated. After all, the S.S. Guppy is nothing without #TeamCrunch fans manning the decks, so be sure to follow and tweet @RealCapnCrunch!