A woman driving drunk with a stolen snake around her neck and crashing into a firehouse is one thing, but a drunken teacher without pants is another. The Source reported on Aug. 6, 2014, that a teacher showed up to a high school in Oklahoma on the first day of school as expected, but she showed up drunk and completely pantless.
49-year-old Lorie Ann Hill was a brand new teacher at Wagoner High School in Oklahoma, but it appears as if her tenure there won't last long due to her arrest.
Pix11 reported that police stated Hill did admit to sitting in the parking lot before the first day of high school and getting totally drunk. She admitted to sitting in her car and drinking vodka early in the morning.
She reportedly drank the vodka very quickly, got completely drunk, and then proceeded to head into the building. Hill made it to a classroom that she claimed was her room, and that was when it got even worse. After getting into the classroom, Hill took off her pants.
“They [school staff] didn’t know who she was,” reported Wagoner Police Chief Bob Haley. “When our officers interviewed her she did admit to having had some vodka yesterday morning before she came to school.”
Hill lucked out a little bit as she was not witnessed by anyone as actually driving her car, but just sitting in it as it was parked. Therefore, Hill was able to avoid a DUI charge because the police could not find anyone that actually saw her driving drunk.
She was jailed on a public intoxication complaint.
The school has not yet said anything about Lorie Ann Hill's teaching status at the school, but it isn't believe to be good.