Sunday news revealed that police are investigating Justin Bieber -- again. This time he has not given a pet hamster away, and he was not speeding in his hot little Ferrari. The crime that warrants a police investigation is the alleged shooting of a female security guard. Of course when the Bieber kids play Nerf gun war, they play it right. The female security guard was just a hapless victim of a harmless Nerf gun accident.
Of course the soft foam dart did not injure or kill anyone, but the female security guard took it seriously and reported it to the police. The Canadian police have taken the matter seriously and are investigating the alleged crime. Many fans are asking: "WTF" because the situation is so absurd.
According to the video report above, many fans eagerly await Justin's new album, with breakup songs about Selena Gomez; while others are caught up in the wild legal news about Justin Bieber. One Twitter fan said, "R u kidding me police are investigating Justin Bieber for hitting a girl with a dart from a Nerf gun #wtf"
According to major news reports, there is no assault and no crime. Justin Bieber was simply playing with his young brother and sister backstage at the Ottawa concert between sets, on Friday. One would think a security guard would be able to determine a real threat before going to the police.
One fan posted the observation "because of gun hyper-phobia, Justin Bieber has Canadian taxpayers - paying the police to investigate Bieber, for his assault on a female security guard with a Nerf gun."
Prison Planet's article called for Nerf gun control, the clever headline referring to the efforts to control guns in America.
Of course, it is curious that no word has been issued about Justin Bieber groping a fan at a meet and grab – or meet and greet. A photo revealing the fan's boob being fondled by Bieber was published online without much commentary and to the best of our knowledge has not led to an investigation by police.
Meanwhile, taxpayers are left holding the bag as they grudgingly pay for a frivolous police investigation. Now everyone knows the secret to Justin's success, he is a bad boy with a dangerous gun – Nerf gun that is.
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