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'Tattoo Nightmares' fixes a 'Murder Boner' on Spike

Tattoo Nightmares amazing tattooers Big Gus, Jasmine and Tommy
Tattoo Nightmares amazing tattooers Big Gus, Jasmine and Tommy
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On last night's episode of "Tattoo Nightmares," Jasmine, Big Gus and Tommy, the tattoo doctors had their work cut out for them in this episode titled, “Murder Boner.” With recent popularity of tattoos, the influx of shops around the country has left many people walking around with the worst tattoos; some have nearly ruined peoples’ lives.

A guy named Hayden, who had multiple tattoos needed Jasmine’s help. He had a black circular tribal tattoo tramp stamp on his lower back. He got this for a girl who is long gone, but the tattoo lives on. With music as a focal point in his life, he would like a juke box. Jasmine must make the cover-up in black to hide the horrible tattoo, so she will be very busy.

A man named Ralph came in to see Big Gus before his wife kills him. He has a vulgar tattoo below his calf of a penis holding a machete and the words underneath reading “Murder Boner” inside a ribbon. He got it while in the military and would like a depiction of an Egyptian god to hide this gross tattoo.

Tommy saw a woman named Sarah come in with, in her words was a slutty tattoo on her arm. It was supposed to be SLC, UT, for Salt Lake City, Utah, but somehow the C was omitted. Underneath the words, were buildings representing the skyline. She would like a phoenix to represent her lifestyle change and take away any ideas of her tattoo may give someone. Tommy will be busy with this black monstrosity. After a long day, the slut rose from the ashes and became a beautiful bird, as did the woman who is no longer branded that four-letter word.

When Jasmine heard the story behind the tramp stamp, she was shocked. Hayden was born a female and 19, when he got the tattoo, was still a female. At 25, he realized there were other options, but by then he already had this hideous tramp stamp. Now a good-looking guy, he has a tattoo of a juke box with records flying out of it and musical notes; the coloring was magnificent and Jasmine truly outdid herself on this one.

Ralph told Gus that he really was a family guy and in 2008, while in the military, he was out with his buddies and they convinced him to get this tattoo. When he spoke to his wife, who is more regimented than the military, she went ballistic. He has not been able to live this down and once and for all wants it gone. The tattoo Gus created was of Anubis with green eyes and neon background. It was awesome, and hid the hideous tattoo extremely well. Penis, be gone!

Now thanks to these three amazing artists, there are three happier people are no longer victims of their "Tattoo Nightmares."

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