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Taking the power of Pussy back

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PUSSY POWER.

You’re a f****** pussy. They’re f****** pussies. What a pussy thing to do. I am not sure about you, but ladies, we need to take the power of pussy back. I am here to say we need to replace that statement with “limp dick.” You’re a “limp dick.” “What a limp dick” thing to do. We find ourselves subliminally associating weakness with pussy. Time to turn the tables; rendering the association of feeble, with something that is truly weak, a limp dick.

I was dancing around naked in my living room the other night when I decided that we need to feel the full vibrato of our lady lovin’ PUSSY POWER. Right ons’, and hell yeahs’ are in order when someone dares call you a PUSSY. F****** right, I am a PUSSY, so strong I could break you in half with my bearded clam. So righteous I could encompass your futile mind with my honey pot. I will take you down that slippery slope fast, you won’t know where you’ve landed; and you will sure as s*** be sorry that you ever dared associate PUSSY with weakness, because you will wake in it. You will wake in one, huge, amazing, vagina. A PUSSY so incredible, and phenomenal, the whole world crumbles in its wake.

You will see the amazing life that was stolen from you, from greedy men, who hated you so much, they would do anything to take any independent power you have ever felt, and turn it into sick, shame, and call it sin.

PUSSY will break you down, work you so hard, that your mind will blow outwards with potential, and shake with so much light that you will glow as bright as a star. PUSSY POWER, trip on that, the power of PUSSY is awesome, and it is fierce. Open up ladies, the power of PUSSY is back. Own what is yours!

Sincerely,

One Serious PUSSY.

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