To President Obama: Things were so much better when there was nothing to refer to. Community organizing, a brief stint in the Senate and then president-elect then president. Now that you're actually doing tangible policy your popularity has dropped so much so fast that it actually broke a record. Once you started doing things on the job such as taking over the banks, auto's and now medicine, people didn't like it. Hugo Chavez thinks that kind of thing is okay but he's the biggest idiot in the world, but not Americans. Everyone was so in love with you that they didn't care that you handn't done anything. In fact it was irrelevant. Then you started getting busy. Too busy. Can you see a correlation?
So in order to get celebrity pop ratings up again there are some things you need to do. Number one is to give those things back. Things are so bad for GM and Chrysler that Ford is outselling them, alright, Ford. As for the banks.,or “big bank”, no more bailouts and if the FDIC has to save a bank, don't save it, let it go out of business and give the deposits back to the people who have accounts.
Make liberals happy. Don't let them get angry. Liberals are so much smarter than anyone else that when they meet with resistance they go completely nuts, and since you're a liberal you get to be the ring leader. When they called protesters at town hall meetings “Nazi's' it reflects on you. Or when Joe the Plumber got the better of you on economics liberals thought they were helping with “hey, he's not a real plumber, why, what a fraud”, It's best to keep liberals happy and distracted, they can only hurt you when they're heard.
Do what Clinton did, nothing. Well, not quite nothing there was the um, uh, well he..uh, well I'm sure there was something . He did pass a bunch of Contract of American stuff but aside from that, what else was there to do? It's a free country let it do it's own free things. When events turned bad for him it was Reno's (Waco) fault or it was Hillary ("Hillary care"). It wasn't even him when was impeached, then it was "Republicans and Ken Starr". So do nothing and when there is something, give it to Joe Biden. He should've been the guy behind health care, well, lessoned learned. And if you're worried that you won't be popular for doing nothing just look at Paris Hilton. All you have to do is look busy and walk around a lot, that's enough.
Stick to the teleprompter. Be general about things, stay away from specifics. Pass frivolous laws such as giving the Interior department more oversight on anything. make something up, and call it “American Park Opportunity Act” and say things like “cleaner, safer” after saying “for the first time in history” in a speech on the teleprompter. When you were pitching for health care and said the Post Office wasn't doing so well that wasn't too helpful. In fact it was ridiculously dumb. Tel-a-prompt-er, okay?
“Things are getting better and according plan” say that, not, “well, things were so botched up from Bush we had no idea”. That's getting old, people are catching on. Bush is so yesterday so stop trying to today him. Economies come back on their own, not that your party really cares about good economies but to think that you can use stimulus to get things going again (ala Bush, see, don't mention the guy) you're mistaken. It didn't work for him and it won't work for you. Just say “stay the course” or when economic numbers are bad say things like “well thanks to us it could've been worse” just like when the economy lost over 200,000 jobs in July your people said “whew, we were expecting much worse, things are getting better after all”, that was good, keep it up. Or when a White House persons said things are looking up because, after all, there are fewer people searching "depression" on the computer. Great stuff.
Those are some of the few suggestions, hope they are helpful. You're president of a strong and free country. There isn't much left to do. If you want to be helpful start un-doing, repealing, un-regulate, alright alright you won't do those things but please if anything at all do not be proactive liberal guy. This is what got you in trouble in the first place, possibly in the Guinness Book, although we're not sure yet.
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The part of your article where you tell everyone about liberals always think they know whats best for everyone is so true. These are the same people who think Ted Kennedy Should have been in the senate even after Lake Chappaquidick. AWFUL!
I didn't think it was possible to be so silly, but what the heck. Rant on.
Yeah, let's keep un-regulating until the laws go back to about 500 AD or BC. Take your pick.
I'm beginning to think that you don't know what the words "Liberal", "conservative" or "Nazi" means. There's no point in debating nonsense. Just tell us how we'd be better off by getting rid of Social Security, Medicare, etc.
I had to laugh when you said the banks should just fail, but give the money back to the depositers. From where? Eek, from the FDIC. Something else you'd get rid of using your great conservative (radical) intellect.
John, sounds like you want our President to be like Bush. We already had eight years of know nothing, do nothing federal government. He has been in office less than eight months. He is our President elected by a majority of the voters. Give him half the break you gave to W. You lost the election!
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