I've had all of this type stuff in my head for a while, so pardon the stream of consciousness approach...
We all know these people, have them in our family, etc. They often are responsible for entertaining your kids via babysitting, sleepovers or whatever. Or they're that one friend that just doesn't get it. Here is a solid list of things that people without kids do (Blue Collar). Tell me if you agree..
..Post pictures of themselves on Facebook from somewhere overseas..
..Throw birthday parties at a bar for themselves..
..give a child a full 16oz glass of something to drink, filled to the top, in something heavy & probably not made of plastic..
..give a child a knife or a pair of scissors & say, "here you go"..
..while a child is occupied, engaged & complacent, offer the child something else to do instead of riding that time out..
..Call you up last minute on a Saturday night at 10 o'clock, wondering why you can't go out, telling you it's "early," sometimes for years & even when there are children screaming in the background..
..Call you up last minute at noon on a Sunday to go to breakfast..
..go to theatre shows..
..have dinner parties...frequently..
..hang out at coffee shops on their computer for hours..
..make no particular scheduled plans..
..go to 4am bars..
..throw holiday parties with fun & decorative drinks...the kind that take time..
..have a cleaning lady..
I plan to have a Volume II to this as I come up with more, as this was just quickly off the cuff....