Skip to main content
  1. Life
  2. Society & Culture
  3. Ethnic Cultures

Stuff that could very well happen, or maybe not.

See also

If things go as the Canadian government under Stephen Harper and his usual gang of idiots assume, then Santa Claus will need a Canadian passport by the fall of 2014.

Why? Because Canada wants to become the permanent owner of the north pole. So does Russia, but right now the Canadian government seems to be doing all the talking.

So, if Canada takes over the north pole, then Buddy the Elf will need a Canadian pass port to return to the pole to visit his elfish family. And, Santa will have to get the Transport Board of Canada to safety check his sleigh, and he'll also have to apply for a Canadian pass port, plus start contributing to the unemployment insurance fund, plus begin following numerous Canadian safety rules and he'll need to study up on his inter-provincial trade rules. Hey, it could happen!

Justin Bieber recently said he is going to soon retire. This announcement will be retracted before the beginning of May. Remember, you read it here first.

Somewhere in Canada, in July of 2014, snow will fall.

And, if Canada doesn't win a bunch of gold medals during the 2014 Winter Olympics, including gold in hockey and speed skating, yowls of protest will be heard from coast to coast to coast, but tax payers will refuse to fund any additional winter sport training programs.

The expansion Ottawa Red/Blacks will win a game during the 2014 CFL season. Maybe not many more than that, but they will win at least one game. And they should probably change their team name. Rouge et Noir sounds much better.

Praise the hockey gods and pass the cookies. And a happy nude year to you and yours.

Advertisement

Life

  • Dead babies found
    Seven dead babies were found in Utah resident Megan Huntsman's old home
    Video
    Shocking Discovery
  • Kendall Jenner
    Get the Coachella looks: Kendall Jenner’s nose ring, green hair and edgy nails
    Camera
    Coachella Look
  • Dog's Easter basket
    How to fill your dog’s Easter basket with the perfect toys
    Easter Basket
  • Rabbit owners
    Bringing home the bunny: Important information for rabbit owners
    Camera
    7 Photos
  • Haunted island
    The world’s most haunted island may soon be the most haunted luxury resort
    Haunted Resort
  • Sunken ferry
    Search continues for missing passengers after a ferry sinks off the South Korean coast
    Video
    Sunken Ferry

Related Videos:

  • Jackie Robinson and April 18 in Canadian history
    <div class="video-info" data-id="517971015" data-param-name="playList" data-provider="5min" data-url="http://pshared.5min.com/Scripts/PlayerSeed.js?sid=1304&width=480&height=401&playList=517971015&autoStart=true"></div>
  • "Jesse Stone: Benefit of the Doubt" CBS
    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/g_scoVmz3uA?VQ=HD720&amp;autoplay=1"></iframe>
  • County Kerry Music Group in Dingle Ireland
    <div class="video-info" data-id="246639507" data-param-name="playList" data-provider="5min" data-url="http://pshared.5min.com/Scripts/PlayerSeed.js?sid=1304&width=480&height=401&playList=246639507&autoStart=true"></div>

User login

Log in
Sign in with your email and password. Or reset your password.
Write for us
Interested in becoming an Examiner and sharing your experience and passion? We're always looking for quality writers. Find out more about Examiner.com and apply today!