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Stray turd discovered in Howard Stern Show bathroom

 

Wednesday morning's Howard Stern Show radio broadcast was rocked by the news that the guest bathroom of the popular Sirius XM satellite radio show had been defiled when someone left a small ball of poo on the floor.

The case of the 'Howard Stern Show and the Mystery of the Stray Turd' was still a hot topic on the popular weekday morning broadcast.

Possible culprits have been identified as Howard Stern Show producer Tim Sabean, limo driver and Howard Stern Show security chief Ronnie Mund, Howard 100 News reporter Lisa G (who has stated in the past that she regularly moves her bowels in the Howard Stern show studio bathroom) and Miss Howard TV February 2010 Danielle Marziano.

Howard Stern has authorized a "full blast investigation" of the incident by the Howard 100 News team. Stern has also considered conducting lie detector tests, DNA tests and using video surveillance to ferret out the evil-poo-er.

"We have cameras," chimed in Howard Stern Show producer Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'Abate. That's how we found out who was touching the cupcakes."

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Liz Brown is a freelance writer living in Hollywood, California. She has been listening to Howard Stern for fifteen years and aspires to one day scream "Baba Booey!" in a grossly inappropriate public forum. Contact Liz here.

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