On tonight's first episode of “Storage Wars: Texas,” the auction takes place in Mineral Wells, Texas, and it is pouring out. Victor was bragging about how he was not afraid of lightning, when it struck very close by, and he peed in his pants. Everyone is wearing raincoats and carrying umbrellas.
The first locker contained furniture and dusty boxes, but wet pants or not Victor got it for $225 and had nothing but junk.
Next one was a big locker with what looked like the contents of an apartment, but it smells like cat pee and Ricky and Bubba want no part of it. Mary and Moe got it for $300.
The third one was an apartment again, but lots of old furniture that was nothing spectacular. Jenny wanted it, but Victor decided to make her pay for it, and she did, $400. Jenny found old furniture and other interesting stuff including a lifelike baby doll.
Before Mineral Wells, Ricky & Bubba went to another auction and picked up a locker with stadium seats. The seats were from Texas Stadium, but only worth $400.
The next day, when it was nicer, Mary and Moe came to claim their treasures. They found instruments from a veterinarian. Moe & Mary went to see Clint, a vet. As they met with him, he had his hand up a cow's butt. The instruments were worth about $2,000.
The final tally gave Mary & Moe the clear win with $1,785. Jenny cleared $995, Victor did not do so well, and came out losing $15, but the biggest losers were Ricky & Bubba that lost $455 on their earlier find. Better luck next time on "Storage Wars: Texas."















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