It figures that the first political statement in desperate need of a rebuttal to be made following the formation of the National Political Rebuttal Examiner would come from someone that isn't even involved in politics.
Instead, it is coming from Stevie Johnson, wide receiver for the Buffalo Bills.
Johnson, having apparent delusions of validity, decided to comment on the escalating tensions with North Korea. Johnson's sage advice, shared via Twitter, was for Kim Jong-Un to "chill out."
"North Korea tripping hard AF right now. Chill out with that Nuke talk. #uMadBro" he wrote on his Twitter account.
An hour later, Johnson apologized to North Korea, but proceeded to outrage an entire city by stating that, if the North Koreans did attack the United States, there was one city he was hoping they would bomb before any other.
"War is nothing to be played with. I apologize North Korea........but if y'all do bomb 1st... Bomb Foxboro, Mass. Sincerely,#BillsMafia"
Needless to say, this isn't sitting well with the people of Foxboro, nor with the fans and employees of the New England Patriots.
Even if the North Koreans did take Johnson's advice, he'd likely still find some way for the Bills to keep losing there anyway.
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