Skip to main content
  1. Arts & Entertainment
  2. Celebrity

Stephen Hawking on the 'Meaning of Life' and black holes

See also

Theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking postulated on event horizons and black holes 40 years ago.

He now claims that black holes don’t actually exist except for Duncan Donut’s new dark chocolate Munchkins®.

Black holes are astronomical bodies, usually collapsed stars, with gravity so intense they absorb anything nearby, including light.

Hawking, on his Facebook page, articulated his theory. “Think of Justin Bieber sucking positive energy from the space around him. Black holes do the same except for the drugs and women.

I used to think of Charlie Sheen as the benchmark for ‘black holes’ but Bieber is ‘worlds apart.”

I’ve gone over my notes very carefully but there was a drop of gravy on a critical page of equations that I misinterpreted as some parallel universe thingy.

Anyway, it was the 70’s and some substance or another may have altered my state of mind” he now says.

“Also, gravity is a myth, the earth just sucks.”

Hawking: “I’ll explain it here for the slow to catch on,

The equation of motion is the one-dimensional wave equation.

where vw is the wave velocity.

Actually, “Just watch the Monty Python movie, ‘The Meaning of Life’ and you’ll get it.”


Arts & Entertainment

  • Tori Spelling
    Tori Spelling candidly talks about her husband's cheating and her future
    Today's Buzz
  • Jazz Fest
    Music and cultural festivals sweep the nation this month, see where the fun is
    Festivals Buzz
  • Monsters Inc
    Pixar challenges eagle-eyed viewers to hunt for Easter eggs in their films
    Join the Fun
  • KFC Double Down
    KFC is bringing back it's infamous Double Down chicken sandwich
    Pop Culture
  • Angelina Jolie
    Knives, jets and typewriters: What your favorite stars obsess over
    Celebrity Buzz
  • Paul Walker
    Paul Walker's brothers will be standing in for him during filming of 'Fast 7'
    Today's Buzz

User login

Log in
Sign in with your email and password. Or reset your password.
Write for us
Interested in becoming an Examiner and sharing your experience and passion? We're always looking for quality writers. Find out more about and apply today!