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'Spreadsheets' iOS app: Report shows which states are quickest on the 'sex draw'

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On Wednesday, Nerve.com issued a report on the state of "state sex." What exactly does that mean? The site took data from early adopters of the iOS app Spreadsheets - Data. In Bed and determined which states had the "earliest finishers."

The Spreadsheets app uses your iPhone's accelerometer and microphone to keep track of how long sex lasts. The app does not track foreplay, though, so it would seem these stats are intercourse only.

According to the report, the 10,000 early adopters averaged between 1:21 (Alaska) and 7:01 (New Mexico).

The app describes itself as follows, in the App Store:

Geared toward, ages 17+ that own a smart phone/pad and are sexually active - or frequently enjoy vigorously jumping on the bed - Spreadsheets is for anyone looking to maintain a track record, add a little fun into their intimacy, receive honest feedback ;) or even make a baby.

Track -> Smile -> Learn -> Grow -> @letspreadsheets :)

Spreadsheets is a mobile application created to provide statistical feedback of a couples' performance based on movement (accelerometer) and audio (microphone) data.

The Spreadsheets concept is intended to be fun and lighthearted yet entirely useful, challenging and improvement oriented.

There are even achievements in the app. For example, the Olympian achievement is for someone who logs a session five days in a row.

The app is compatible with iPads as well as iPod touches and iPhones, but we wonder how anyone could use an iPad in this manner.

The following is the full list. Sadly, the app appears to be iOS-only. We'd love to see a breakdown between iOS users and Android users. Politically, it would also be nice to see a red state / blue state breakdown.

1. New Mexico - (7:01)
2. West Virginia - (5:38)
3. Idaho - (5:11)
4. South Carolina - (4:48)
5. Missouri - (4:22)
6. Michigan -(4:14)
7. Utah - (3:55)
8. Oregon - (3:51)
9. Nebraska - (3:47)
10. Alabama - (3:38)
11. Delaware - (3:33)
12. Hawaii - (3:28)
13. Wisconsin - (3:22)
14. North Dakota - (3:18)
15. Arizona - (3:17)
16. Maryland - (3:15)
17. Mississippi - (3:10)
18. Rhode Island - (3:09)
19. Connecticut - (3:07)
20. Texas - (3:06)
21. New Hampshire - (3:04)
22. Wyoming - (3:03)
23. New York - (3:01)
24. Pennsylvania - (2:58)
25. Maine - (2:58)
26. Washington - (2:51)
27. Iowa - (2:50)
28. Illinois - (2:49)
29. North Carolina - (2:47)
30. Tennessee - (2:46)
31. Kansas - (2:38)
32. California - (2:38)
33. Massachusetts - (2:31)
34. Florida - (2:29)
35. New Jersey - (2:28)
36. Indiana - (2:26)
37. Virginia - (2:23)
38. Oklahoma - (2:21)
39. Colorado - (2:21)
40. Minnesota - (2:19)
41. Ohio - (2:18)
42. Louisiana - (2:17)
43. Kentucky - (2:14)
44. Arkansas - (2:08)
45. District of Columbia - (2:08)
46. Nevada - (2:07)
47. Georgia - (2:07)
48. Montana - (2:03)
49. Vermont - (1:48)
50. South Dakota - (1:30)
51. Alaska - (1:21)

A video review of the app is embedded. It is SFW (lol).

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