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Sportbike or cruiser? Jessica Alba or Jabba the Hut?

Cruisers and girls in chaps
Big bikes and chaps. There is much I don't understand.

I have never thrown a leg over a Harley.  Not even a metric pseudo-Harley.  So I am completely baffled, no doubt as a result of my own ignorance, by the appeal of these machines.

I have owned a number of bikes ranging from a 375 pound Honda Reflex to a Yamaha FJR 1300 at a cupcake over 620.   It seems to me that smaller, lighter bikes are so much more fun to flick around town or blitz through a twisty pass.

The FJR (thanks to a little remapping) had nearly 100 ft. lbs. of peak torque, on par with Harleys.  And yeah, that was cool.  But would it be as cool pushing a half-ton of bike off a green light?  I don't know.

I understand the allure of the big, comfy seats and upright riding position.  But feet forward?  Do you ride a horse with your legs around it's neck?

I understand the retro thing.  But that costs you some nice modern features.  Little things.  Like water cooling, for instance.

I understand the Bad Boy X-Factor.  But ultimately, does that live in you or your bike?

I understand the chaps

No, I don't.  Never have.

But the indisputable truth is, most of the bikes I see on the streets are 800 pound-plus cruisers, so there's clearly something more than chaps that I don't understand.

I have lived in ignorance long enough.  While dealers are anxious to give everyone test rides, I am planning an outing to a  neighborhood cruiser dealer or two.

I will ride.  I will report.  Will I be reborn?  Wearing chaps?

 

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Phil Herring commutes to Seattle on his Yamaha FZ1 in all weather, year-round. For fun, he collects twisty mountain passes. His obsession with 2-wheelers is a borderline medical issue.

Comments

  • Mark 3 years ago

    Phil, Great fun! Clearly you and I need to get on a Harley or two to see what it's all about. Check out your local H-D dealer; many are offering demo rides. Also check out your local EagleRider as they may be willing to offer a multi-bike rental in exchange for coverage of their offerings. Just, remember your chaps! ;-) Mark

  • Phil 3 years ago

    Thanks Mark! I wrangling rides on an HD and a Star this weekend. Can't wait!

  • Patty 3 years ago

    There will be a response from a Harley-riding, chap-wearing chick. I hope I can enlighten!

  • Ken 3 years ago

    Phil, I have three pair of chaps and they all serve my needs. One is a light, nylon pair that I can put on over dressy slacks to keep the pants clean.

    The leather pair is for when the weather gets cooler and, with gravel or possible ice on the road, they provide protection in case I go down.

    Then I have a pair of fleece-lined cordura chaps for when it gets really cold.

  • gio 3 years ago

    Sales Pitch:
    Somewhere in Oregan a Victory bike salesman proudly announces that the newest Victory won the bike burn out contest in Daytona.

    WOW, good reason to buy and don't forget the fringed chaps. Chaps offer no butt protection butt no one ever crashes and slides on the butt, do they.

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