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Dear the Children of the Feed the Children Fund,
Guess what kids, rumor has it that you may get to eat sometime soon. According to Spencer Pratt's twitter to Perez Hilton, “The devil fooled speidi in to making an awful decision and we are praying to Jesus to get NBC to give us another shot to redeem”. Oh that rascally Lucifer! He's always playing tricks on hungry kids. I don't know how you deal with all of his fun! According to Usmagazine, their Spedi's rep issued a statement Wednesday morning, “Heidi and Spencer are still in the jungle and part of the show,".
I know, I know you thought you saw Spedi under that black sheet in LAX, but that was just Spencer's sister, Stephanie and their friend Spenser (same name, different guy, using an “s”) playing another trick. They are so funny it almost makes you forget that you haven't eaten anything but rice in a week.
But don't worry, I'm sure they will be back on the show and will win your meal. I bet that Hedi just ran out of that dry shampoo she's been manically spraying in her hair, and listen. I wouldn't worry that it is an aerosol can in the last few acres of rainforest the planet has left. Hedi must be planning to do something very Christian with the money she earns from the 500,000 units she thinks she's going to sell on QVC in one day because of the product placement, or at least that's what she's been bragging about all over Costa Rica on her vacay from the show. I mean, isn't that what Jesus would do?
Don't get your hopes up yet, kids. There were rumors floating around OK magazine that the couple was being replaced by Daniel Baldwin and Holly Montag.
According to new footage, all they have to do is spend the night in the lost chamber (remember the one from the food challenge?) and get permission from their campmates, and they get to return to the show! Hey, don't worry, I'm sure that between your hunger and the ratings Spedi brings to the show, it won't be long before they return to earn your meals.
Stay strong.
T. Patmore
The Hills Examiner
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