There's a new girl (Nicole) at South Park and rumors are rampant. Does she like anyone? If so, who? What is she like?
As the focus remains on Nicole, Cartman discovers something about himself. Something that he hadn't realized before and naturally, he must share this tender data with everyone. Everyone! Once again, Kyle is just an unfortunate casualty.
Cartman uses a Denver Nuggets basketball game to voice his feelings as a giant Megatron films his song of love, with Kyle's face in the lower corner.
Cartman: Cool, but, don't touch me, 'cause I'm not into girls.
Cartman: Love is like taking a dump.
Cartman: Token's shy. OMG, that is adorable!
Cartman: What kind of stuff is the new girl saying about Token?
Kyle: Who is Cupid Me?
Nicole: Shut up you guys. It's just a crush.
Nicole's Father: Yeah, just try the white meat. I know it's a little dry, but, there's a lot more of it.
Stan: Dude, why are you so in to their relationship?
Token: I'm sorry Kyle. I like girls.
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